Chielli / Church Street Studios
Hi! I'm the author! (contact info at bottom of page). Like my photo? I call it "Portrait of a Semi-Demonic Model". I look like I can shoot lasers out of my eyes or something.
Want basics, like age and hometown? Here ya go.
1) I'm not a millionaire despite what some newspapers and TV shows have reported. Few people become millionaires writing paperback books. A Hollywood heavyweight has optioned the film and TV rights to The Broke Diaries and when she sells them somewhere, I'll get a nice check as well. I also give comedic lectures at colleges [contact info at bottom of page] and dance (fully clothed) in music videos (long story that will be in the next book).
5) Yes, I feel bad about a few of the things I admit to doing in the book. At least I didn't steal anything (that was my girlfriend, read carefully!) like some of you who write me and say you read the whole book in the store. Thief! :-)
As you can see, I'm deep sometimes. Deep like a Mr. Turtle Pool. No diving, please. Thanks, drive thru. (Buy the book here!)
The Book | The Broke Chick | The Stuff | The Links Speaking Engagement Contact: Flip Porter (fporter@APBSPEAKERS.com) Literary (Film, TV) agent: Mark Provissiero at The William Morris Agency in Beverly Hills, CA.
Pretty pretty please don't contact the following people except for publicity, press, or Hollywood agent-y stuff.
They get all mad at me, then I have to put them on porn mailing lists and stuff to vent.
Interview Contact: Brian McLendon @ Random House. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Speaking Engagement Contact: Flip Porter (fporter@APBSPEAKERS.com)
Literary (Film, TV) agent: Mark Provissiero at The William Morris Agency in Beverly Hills, CA.